CHAPTER NINETY THREE, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE:
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Those oh so delightful first comments. What are you supposed to say? Seriously! Because nobody will reply to you if you’re hyper and annoying, and give people cookies. Yet, nobody will reply to you if yo give the usual greeting plus “sup”. That’s too boring, So, you research. Check out the profile. Find something that’s a common interest. Heck, if you can’t find a common interest, lie and pretend like you’re involved with whatever he or she likes. End of story. Also, please, please, refrain from sending a first comment that doesn’t use any lowercase letters.
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