December 2009
3 posts
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTEEN, TAKE NOTE:
Of the fact that sometimes, we’re all a little bit stupid. Yes, correct people’s grammar. Yes, fix spelling errors. Yes, teach the the proper punctuation methods. But don’t choose to hate people because you don’t like the way they type. That’s pretty much the stupidest thing anyone could do, little Ms./Mr. Intelligent. That’s like deciding against talking to...
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTEEN, I WRITE:
In chapters so that your language arts teacher can count this as your “leisure reading” book.
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN, LIKE A MINIATURE...
(Covered in hair.) Yes, the Anchorman quote was necessary. ”Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak.”