June 2010
2 posts
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CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY ONE, JR'S:
It’s one thing for somebody that’s well known on our little cyber world to have a “JR.”, however, when people are being juniors of unknown people, it just confuses everyone. “Sally Example Jr.? Who’s Sally Example Sr.?”. See the predicament? Also, if you’re well known and well hated, let’s not have a JR of you, because frankly, it’s bad...
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CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY, REMEMBER ME?:
Yeah, I didn’t think you would. I don’t know who I’m talking to, because A. I’m unsure if people check their tumblrs anymore, and B. Nobody cares about me, anyway! But that’s never stopped me before, so why should it now? Baby, Real Roleplay is back. If you’re all going to commit suicide, try to at least stagger them so that all the blame doesn’t fall on...
February 2010
2 posts
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND NINETEEN, "SMOKE MY WEED...
Oh, Lord. Are we really getting back to that 70’s mindset of it being really cool to do pot? People these days. If you think it’s so cool to smoke that you post photographic proof to strangers on the internet, you have got issues. Pot’s nasty. It makes you look nasty, it makes you smell nasty, and it makes you nasty. When you’re bragging about dope, you just look as dumb as...
AMERICANS.
cmonpeople:
The act of being annoying is an American tradition, like dads chasing their kids around the yard with power tools. Yeah, I live in America. But I’m not American. There’s a difference. Americans try their very hardest to look down on anyone and everyone, but most of them can’t see past their beer bellies. Americans are under the impression that they’re the greatest country in the...
January 2010
1 post
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTEEN, I'M BACK:
Not really, though. I just decided to post. (As if anyone cares.) Wow, I have nothing to post about. Roleplay’s gotten boring.
December 2009
3 posts
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTEEN, TAKE NOTE:
Of the fact that sometimes, we’re all a little bit stupid. Yes, correct people’s grammar. Yes, fix spelling errors. Yes, teach the the proper punctuation methods. But don’t choose to hate people because you don’t like the way they type. That’s pretty much the stupidest thing anyone could do, little Ms./Mr. Intelligent. That’s like deciding against talking to...
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTEEN, I WRITE:
In chapters so that your language arts teacher can count this as your “leisure reading” book.
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN, LIKE A MINIATURE...
(Covered in hair.) Yes, the Anchorman quote was necessary. ”Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak.”
November 2009
11 posts
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN, WHITE TRASH?:
Why do people fight in bulletins? That’s like breaking out in a fist fight in line at a Walmart checkout. Fights don’t have, or need to be public. It’s trashy. I understand that roleplay isn’t like real life, but shouldn’t we at least keep our values? People seem to forget that they wouldn’t want to be seen fighting with another girl on a stage in front of...
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTEEN, THE DOUBLE...
I finally came to a conclusion. Ready? Why is it that a guy, can bang a different girl every day of the week, and be a living legend- but a girl, can do one guy a month, and be a slut? Think about it this way: A key that can open any lock, is a master key. A lock that can be opened by any key, is a crappy lock.
I JUST THINK EVERYONE SHOULD HEAR THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwD640sw7no
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND TWELVE, NEW MOON:
Well, you knew it was coming. I feel oh so cliche that I even wasted my time watching the movie- but what I’m about to tell you pushes me over the edge D: Overall movie: 3 out of 10. That Lautner boy’s body: 24 out of 10.
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN, EVERYONE:
Left roleplay.
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND TEN, OH PLEASE:
Dear Roleplay,
Oh, roleplay, give us something to talk about! On the real, nothing’s happening lately. Nothing to complain about. Except the lack of reasons to complain. Tears.
Love, Me.
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND NINE, SO GOOD:
Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word “wand” with “wang” in random sections of various Harry Potter Books. Shall we observe the results?
“Why aren’t you supposed to do magic?” asked Harry. “Oh, well — I was at Hogwarts meself but I — er — got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an’ everything
A magic wang… this was what Harry...
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHT, DUMB PEOPLE:
All it takes to acquire intelligence is paying attention to detail, really. There’s this really… not smart girl in my Spanish class. Today, we decided to test her a little. We asked her this question at the beginning of class: “Come up with a twenty seven letter word, that doesn’t repeat any of the letters in the alphabet.” She sat there for the whole two hour period...
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND SEVEN, LIFE MINUS THE...
Roleplay is good. Because if you’re having an e-makeout session with your cyber boyfriend, you can’t tell if he has bad breath or something, like you can in real life. Also, there’s none of those awkward, “Excuse me while I go to the bathroom.” moments. You know, when they take a really long time? Even worse when you’re alone at their house :( All in all, my...
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND SIX, SO-OH FUNNY:
www.homeland.gov.safenow.org
I laughed out loud… A lot. Also, check out stumbleupon.com. It’s how I found that website, you pick a category, press the “Stumble” button, and it takes you to a random website. Once you’re done with the website, press “Stumble” again, and be on your merry way to a new one.
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND FIVE, A PLAUSIBLE INSULT?:
Ah, if premade sites keep sendng you friend requests, is it a hint hint that your default is atrocious?
October 2009
19 posts
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND FOUR, HALT:
1. Adding the letters “ie” to the end of any given word, does not make you any “cuter”. It’s terrible. Co jump off a big ole cliffie!
2. Ladies, defaulting your celebrity love isn’t flattering. Who wants to be looked at as a man?
3. Excessive cussing isn’t found attractive by anyone. As long as cuss words don’t make up fifty percent of your...
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND THREE, HARRY "FTW":
(404): Oh, don’t even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND TWO, I LOVE:
How hypocritical everyone is, without even realizing it. I’m a huge hypocrite, don’t get me wrong, but at least I own up to it. People say they “can’t stand people who judge”. Do you realize, that by saying that, not only are you being completely stereotypical, but you’re JUDGING all those who judge others? You don’t know them, and you’re stating...
PARDON ME WHILE I PEE MY PANTS:
So there’s this girl at my school. All the guys think she’s got a hot body, and a not so attractive face :( Poor girl. Anyways, her nickname is “Butterface”. I was unsure why, until I had my good friend explain it to me today.
Me: “Why do all the guys call her butterface?”
Him: “Because, she has a really nice body.. but-her-face.
But her face=...
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED AND ONE, TWENTY REASONS TO...
1. You’re bored.
2. Um…
CHAPTER ONE HUNDRED, TWENTY REASONS NOT TO...
1. You’re intelligent.
2. You have a life.
3. You like grammar.
4. You’re anti-racism.
5. You have an undieing love for apostrophes.
6. You like to accomplish things.
7. You don’t like pedophiles.
8. You’re anti-sitting.
9. You don’t like people to hate you because you share your opinions.
10. You speak english {well}.
11. You enjoy physical activity.
12....
CHAPTER NINETY NINE, ROLEPLAY GOVERNMENT:
That is just so, so weird. First, we have an Rpbible. What’s next, The Roleplay Constitution? “All roleplayers are created equal, unless you’re Brent.”
CHAPTER NINETY EIGHT, JUSTIN BEIBER:
How, am I so completely positive that he’s gay? Well, he’s a fifteen year old boy, and he’s not singing about sex.
AHA,
Don’t worry. That was intended as sarcasm. Kind of hard to show via the keyboard.
CHAPTER NINETY SEVEN, THE SHOW MUST GO ON:
So, I know I suck lately :( I’m not even clever anymore, not that I was all that clever in the first place. But, I’m trying. The main reason for that being; What else am I supposed to do? Jeeze. Ah, my Tumblarity (Is that the right word?) used to be at around four hundred. Now? It’s not even thirty. Maybe I should start posting obnoxiously again?
CHAPTER NINETY SIX, ROLEPLAY SITES:
Are down like the economy. I miss them, too. Rphate is finally back, which is fantastic. Roleplay Is Terrible never left, but they hardly update, and it brings teardrops to my guitar. :( But, I actually cheer for those who have grown social lives. Well, RP Bible was down from the moment they started it. I know people read it, but it looks like bad grammar threw up on it. That’s the end of...
CHAPTER NINETY FIVE, "BRAVERIE, YOUR WISDOM IS...
Nobody has actually told me my “wisdom is broad” before. :( Regardless of that fact, here’s a few words to kick off the day. I’m laying in bed, ditching school, because I have fantastic grades and I’m going to Disneyland later. It’s raining outside, and I hear it out my window, and it’s nice. So it’s Fall, soon it will be Winter. Then Spring, and...
CHAPTER NINETY FOUR, AH:
Last night, I went to Knott’s Scary Farm. I had the best night of my life. Way more fun than I’d ever expect it to be. Anyways. Can we not talk about sex in bullitens? Nobody goes around and screams “BRB, GOTTA MASTURBATE”, in the school hallways. That’s because nobody wants to hear about your right hand shame, okay?
WHAT?
I just found some “guy”, who legitimately roleplays this guy who goes to my school. What, the eff. P.S.- He isn’t even that good looking :(
CHAPTER NINETY THREE, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE:
Those oh so delightful first comments. What are you supposed to say? Seriously! Because nobody will reply to you if you’re hyper and annoying, and give people cookies. Yet, nobody will reply to you if yo give the usual greeting plus “sup”. That’s too boring, So, you research. Check out the profile. Find something that’s a common interest. Heck, if you can’t find...
CHAPTER NINETY TWO, OBSERVE:
Have you ever noticed if you put a space in “therapist”, you get “the rapist”? Therapists are creepy.
CHAPTER NINETY ONE, RELATIONSHIPS:
On roleplay get taken way too seriously. You shouldn’t be affected in real life from what your roleplay friends/ boyfriend/ girlfriend just said. It’s over the top. You shouldn’t be even close to tears in real life because your e-boyfriend broke up with you. Seriously. You shouldn’t be pissed off because your best e-friend is being a biatch. I mean really, it’s the...
CHAPTER NINETY, ALRIGHT ROLEPLAY:
I like you, really, I do. Why do you think I waste my time here? So I’m getting fed up with the exsessive amount of roleplayers saying how much they hate roleplay, and how boring it is. Jeeze kid, stop roleplaying then! It will solve the problem, really. Develop some thought process, roleplay-haters.
CHAPTER EIGHTY NINE, I'M SORRY:
That I rarely post anymore :( I’m sorry that I fail as a Tumblr-er. I’m sorry that Twilight sucks. I’m sorry that there are nineteen horribly annoying Maines. I’m also sorry that I have nothing clever to say right now. Jeeze, I suck.
September 2009
95 posts
CHAPTER EIGHTY EIGHT, UHM:
My older brother, who is a sophmore in college, just paid me twenty dollars to write an essay for him. Well technically, my mom paid me.
INTERMISSION:
I love me some Lauren Hastings. Seriously. She is just good at life. Ha. Best person ever.
myspace.com/bellarp
DON’T FRET: She doesn’t roleplay the horrid Kristen Stewart.
CHAPTER EIGHTY SEVEN, I JUST HAVE TO ASK:
Hi, yeah, Adam Maine? What’s it like being Jesus? How did you feel being nailed to a couple pieces of wood? How about when you were ressurected? I just want to know what that’s like. Oh, I almost forgot. How come you have a roleplay account, “Jesus”? Why aren’t you too busy turning water into wine, to sit on the computer? Just wondering.
Come on. Change that. You...
CHAPTER EIGHTY SIX, LET ME KNOW:
I know nobody on roleplay is stupid. We can all form words (Some better than others.), we can all use a computer, and we can all read. Those three things alone make us more educated than fifty percent of the world. We’re all intelligent. Some choose to show it, while some choose to hide it under a sea of emoticons, grammar mistakes, and misspellings. I get it, you come home from school, sit...
CHAPTER EIGHTY FIVE, UHH:
Today, I sat. I read Twilight. I finished it. I just wanted to see why the eff everybody is so obsessed. I still haven’t figured that out. The book was crap. Stephenie Meyer is extremely redundant. Also, why the heck is Bella calm when she finds some creepy pale guy watching her sleep? That is the creepiest thing ever. But hey, I guess there’s nothing more romantic than breaking and...
CHAPTER EIGHTY FOUR, LISTEN UP:
“The most important journey you’ll ever take in life, is meeting someone halfway.”
Just thought that was wise, and Dumbledore like. Also, speaking of Journey- I just learned “Don’t Stop Believing’” In the piano. Sweet. Oh yeah, and quit saying “sup”, it’s horrible.
CHAPTER EIGHTY THREE, CAN WE PLEASE?:
Start a huge family, who recruits people they don’t even know? Please?! We can call ourselves the Ohio’s. We’ll be super “cute”. Also, a bunch of us can roleplay our opposite gender, then tell everyone we’re the other one later! How fun will that be? We can even make a family blog, talking about how much we love ourselves! Aw! Oh, and we could even be really...
CHAPTER EIGHTY ONE, A FEW WISE WORDS:
“thank you! I mean what is there to gain? people listen to you over the computer oh wow, you are a big shot now! They should really try to gain that power in real life it would be much more useful than using it here. I mean come on what can you really do with it? nothing but be even more annoying because people give you attention and such you know? and it’s not like your going to tell...
CHAPTER EIGHTY TWO, YES:
Glee is on tonight. I’m excited.
CHAPTER EIGHTY, WHY THE EFF:
Has it become a trend to call yourself a biatch in your about me? I mean really, this is just befuddling to me. If you want people to talk to you, why would you call yourself that? People these days, honestly.
CHAPTER SEVENTY NINE, THE "B" WORD:
I don’t curse. Ha. Anyways, people really overuse the “biatch” word. It’s to the point where it has almost no meaning left. Ten years ago, calling someone that was a huge insult, and now? It’s passed between people like nobody’s business. I don’t think people realize what they’re saying before they say it.
CHAPTER SEVENTY EIGHT, HAVE YOU EVER:
Searched RPhate on Google? Or Yahoo? All these websites came up, complaining about it. Someone asked a yahoo answers question, asking if it could be taken down. Come on. The sites fantastic, get over it. There was another one where some father wrote about how his little girl got bullied on there. I laughed. It’s your little girls fault for taking it personally, Dad.