It’s one thing for somebody that’s well known on our little cyber world to have a “JR.”, however, when people are being juniors of unknown people, it just confuses everyone. “Sally Example Jr.? Who’s Sally Example Sr.?”. See the predicament? Also, if you’re well known and well hated, let’s not have a JR of you, because frankly, it’s bad enough having one of you running around. Annoying roleplayers having a JR could lead to a similar, but less drastic effect as Hitler having children would.
Yeah, I didn’t think you would. I don’t know who I’m talking to, because A. I’m unsure if people check their tumblrs anymore, and B. Nobody cares about me, anyway! But that’s never stopped me before, so why should it now? Baby, Real Roleplay is back. If you’re all going to commit suicide, try to at least stagger them so that all the blame doesn’t fall on me.
Oh, Lord. Are we really getting back to that 70’s mindset of it being really cool to do pot? People these days. If you think it’s so cool to smoke that you post photographic proof to strangers on the internet, you have got issues. Pot’s nasty. It makes you look nasty, it makes you smell nasty, and it makes you nasty. When you’re bragging about dope, you just look as dumb as we all know you are, due to those brain cells you had to lose to have a “good” time. Kids, go cosmic bowling, I’m pretty sure it has about the same effects as being high.
The act of being annoying is an American tradition, like dads chasing their kids around the yard with power tools. Yeah, I live in America. But I’m not American. There’s a difference. Americans try their very hardest to look down on anyone and everyone, but most of them can’t see past their beer bellies. Americans are under the impression that they’re the greatest country in the whole world, and you just can’t argue with that logic, if by “great” they mean “great” at making the rest of the world hate them. Go, America!
Not really, though. I just decided to post. (As if anyone cares.) Wow, I have nothing to post about. Roleplay’s gotten boring.
Of the fact that sometimes, we’re all a little bit stupid. Yes, correct people’s grammar. Yes, fix spelling errors. Yes, teach the the proper punctuation methods. But don’t choose to hate people because you don’t like the way they type. That’s pretty much the stupidest thing anyone could do, little Ms./Mr. Intelligent. That’s like deciding against talking to someone merely because you’re not fond of their accent, or because they have a lisp. Hello, can you say “dumb”? I know roleplay isn’t real life, but AGAIN, keep your morals people. Just because you’re on the internet doesn’t mean you have free reign to say whatever you want, kay?
In chapters so that your language arts teacher can count this as your “leisure reading” book.
(Covered in hair.) Yes, the Anchorman quote was necessary. ”Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak.”
Why do people fight in bulletins? That’s like breaking out in a fist fight in line at a Walmart checkout. Fights don’t have, or need to be public. It’s trashy. I understand that roleplay isn’t like real life, but shouldn’t we at least keep our values? People seem to forget that they wouldn’t want to be seen fighting with another girl on a stage in front of people, so why would they want it out there in a bulletin?
I finally came to a conclusion. Ready? Why is it that a guy, can bang a different girl every day of the week, and be a living legend- but a girl, can do one guy a month, and be a slut? Think about it this way: A key that can open any lock, is a master key. A lock that can be opened by any key, is a crappy lock.
